Horoscope Wednesday
Aug. 18th, 2004 12:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
raganiThere are no longer enough Catholic priests in North America to fulfill all the requests for divine intervention that are received from parishioners. The requests are therefore outsourced to churches in India, where up-and-coming young clergy pray over them at $5 a pop. It's too bad the powers-that-be apparently don't know about me and my team of Prayer Warriors, because we perform the same service absolutely free. To demonstrate our effectiveness, we plan to unleash a series of powerful prayers on your behalf. Specifically, we will beseech God to bless you in the coming weeks with cathartic pleasures that will permanently expand your capacity for happiness.
When I first read this I saw catholic pleasures instead cathartic pleasures in the last line. I am much more into cathartic pleasures though, so that makes the actions of these Prayer Warriors more acceptable to me. The concept of divine intervention being outsourced makes me chuckle, if sadly.
Of course I am amused with the title of the accompanied picture with this one, and, since it is not mentioned in the teaser, I think the full horoscope just might touch on the subject. Definitely something I need to work on, as I am sure most of my close friends will agree.
When I first read this I saw catholic pleasures instead cathartic pleasures in the last line. I am much more into cathartic pleasures though, so that makes the actions of these Prayer Warriors more acceptable to me. The concept of divine intervention being outsourced makes me chuckle, if sadly.
Of course I am amused with the title of the accompanied picture with this one, and, since it is not mentioned in the teaser, I think the full horoscope just might touch on the subject. Definitely something I need to work on, as I am sure most of my close friends will agree.
