Dear Santa...

[ragani]

I decided to give this one a couple of turns to see what my average outcome was. Well...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I put gum in draziw1's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I punched aberrantvirtue in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday I pulled zhaneel69's hair (-5 points). In July I helped vonyar see the light (8 points). Last Friday I gave onyxdubh a kidney (1000 points). Overall, I've been nice (981 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set! Sincerely, ragani

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to shellyn in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In July I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I helped gardengirl_34 see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been nice (322 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, ragani

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I put money in cheshiretgirl's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I turned darkfuzzyheart in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In April I stole gormflaith's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Overall, I've been nice (332 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360! Sincerely, ragani

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[perlandria.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In October scyllacat and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in deedeebythebay's hair (-12 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In March I gave chaoswolf a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday I pushed kibbles in the mud (-17 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1101 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, Perlandria

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