Too funny!

Aug. 28th, 2007 06:13 pm
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The Avenue Q show was great. I really enjoyed it, and even though it was no where near any of my friends I had a decent seat (10th row).

Mention of the Bad Idea Bears has already come up from the Queen at Faire, so it is clearly getting around.

Now, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] spurious_logic, I have seen evidence of what happens when two musicals get jiggy.
ragani: (i am no man)
This Dork Tower is for you, [livejournal.com profile] emberleo.
ragani: (Default)
This one made me laugh out loud, and decide to point it out.

If you have not seen it yet, [livejournal.com profile] devonapple, you have to take a look. Oh, and share this one with DW.
ragani: (toon me)
In an attempt to find something to amuse the recovering [livejournal.com profile] rose42dance when we went to go visit her yesterday, I found the Uncyclopedia article on the Appendix, which I share for your... edification? We included some gummy worms for visual reference.

I knew it!

Jan. 24th, 2007 03:38 pm
ragani: (toon me)
This explains a lot. I had the same thought, and am amused to see I am not the only who suspects.

Tashlich

Sep. 24th, 2006 11:05 pm
ragani: (SP tongue)
Via e-mail from my mom, for all my Jewish friends...

Tashlich

As you know on Rosh Hashanah, there is a ceremony called Tashlich. Jews
traditionally go to a running body of water such as the ocean, a stream
or a river to pray and throw in breadcrumbs. This symbolizes throwing
away one's sins which the fish devour.

Occasionally, people ask what kinds of breadcrumbs should be thrown.
Here are suggestions for breads which may be most appropriate for
specific sins and misbehaviors:

For ordinary sins --White Bread

For erotic sins - French Bread

For particularly dark sins - Pumpernickel

For complex sins - Multi grain

For sins of indecision - Waffles

For sins committed in haste - Matzos

For sins of chutzpah - Any fresh bread

For substance abuse - Stoned wheat

For committing auto theft - Caraway

For timidity/cowardice - Milk toast

For ill-temper - Sourdough

For silliness, eccentricity - Nut bread

For excessive irony - Rye bread

For unnecessary chances - Hero bread

For war-mongering - Kaiser rolls

For dressing immodestly - Tarts

For lechery and promiscuity - Hot buns

For promiscuity with gentiles - Hot cross buns

For racist attitudes - Crackers

For being holier than thou - Bagels

For overeating - Stuffing

For indecent photography - Cheesecake

For raising your voice too often - Challah

For pride and egotism - Puff pastry

For sycophancy, ass-kissing - Brownies

For being overly smothering - Angel food cake

For trashing the environment - Dumplings

For telling bad jokes/puns - Corn bread
ragani: (toon me)
...what your bunnies were up to when you were not home? Well, [livejournal.com profile] whuffle, this one is for you. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] devonapple for the link.
ragani: (toon me)
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say more?
-Undetermined

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